Sourgum Misses Mophew

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Ya know, this banana scheme really brought back memories. Me and my best friend Mophew used to run all kinds of crazy schemes like this! But he... died.

Not really. He didn't die and that's the scary part! He womanized. I knew he was gay, and that was safe, you know? Mop was cute, but I'm not gay, so it wasn't a big deal. But now he's got knockers and he doesn't smell the same and I just... I don't know how to be his friend anymore. Her friend. You know?

But it seems crazy not to try to fix this somehow. Can you go and talk to him? Just get a feeling for where he's at mentally. He goes by Tessa now and works in the kitchen most days.

Midway Text

So Sourgum finally wants to talk, huh? Except he sent you to do the talking.

[Tessa sighs.]

I knew he had the hots for me before. And if he'd made a pass at me when I was a guy I would have taken him up on it. But now, I don't know what he's feeling. And I don't think he does either. Is he attracted? Disgusted? Both?

All I know is that he abandoned me when I needed a friend the most. I know it was traumatizing to him, but think about how I felt!

I'll get over it, I think. But right now, I'm going through my own trauma and I can't help him with his. Tell him I love him and he's a shit friend and he should leave me alone. When I'm able to, I'll come talk to him.

Objectives

• Talk to Tessa Starlight
• Talk to Sourgum

Requirements

Completion

He said he loved me?

[Sourgum strokes his beard.]

Well, I guess the news is mixed at best. But he'll come see me when he's ready. That's good news, and I'll focus on that.

She. She'll come see me. I'll get it through my brain eventually.