Helping Townsfolk: Leg Bones in the Graveyard
Gregory Pincackle in Statehelm said, "Somebody needs to take care of all the damned leg bones wandering around in the graveyard! It's one thing to run away from a full skeleton but I'll be damned if I'm running away from a single leg. I was able to suspend disbelief at a whole fleshless body, but just one leg? One leg that for some reason kicks like a mule? I won't have it. It's an undignified way to die, and the graveyard needs all the dignity it can muster. So as I say, <i>somebody</i> should do something about it. Somebody braver than the town guards. <i>[Gregory looks at you.]</i>"
Helping Townsfolk: Leg Bones in the Graveyard is a quest in Project Gorgon. 2 objectives.
Quest Text
Somebody needs to take care of all the damned leg bones wandering around in the graveyard! It's one thing to run away from a full skeleton but I'll be damned if I'm running away from a single leg. I was able to suspend disbelief at a whole fleshless body, but just one leg? One leg that for some reason kicks like a mule? I won't have it. It's an undignified way to die, and the graveyard needs all the dignity it can muster.
So as I say, somebody should do something about it. Somebody braver than the town guards.
[Gregory looks at you.]
Objectives
- Kill Legs in Statehelm Graveyard (×10)
- Report to Gregory Pincackle or Statehelm Mail Dropoff
Completion
Thank you. Now maybe I can visit my son's grave. If I can just avoid the animated rib bones.
You know, living in a mageocracy has its downsides. Shit like this is always happening.